This is a "rap" that I wrote one day in physics to help me remember a few things. I had to perform it for my physics teacher so that is why I had to censor it. Also glitches fitted into it nicely As you can tell I clearly have a talent and one of my biggest regrets is never pursuing it. HA!!

Our Glitchin’ Physics Rap!

First Verse

Yo yo yo!
Its physics glitches
here we go….
We is waitin’ for the temp to go down low
When it does hell ya’ll know
All these glitches lookin’ like black holes

Second Verse

Q=mc∆Φ
Isaac Newton I’d like to meetcha!
When I see yeah, I’m gonna teacha
power equals energy over time
so shut up and listen to this funky rhyme
cuz its you and me till the end of time!
Refractive index is C by Sine!
 

Chorus

There is no image
there is no image
there is no image at infinity

There is no image
There is no image
cuz your in to me!

Third Verse

P = mass by velocity
see these problems on page 93!
I’ve got the notion
I’ve the potions
like the law of Newton’s motion

Forth Verse

Temperature is how hot an object is
so that must mean I’m 100°C
and we can prove this using thermometric properties

Chorus

There is no image
there is no image
there is no image at infinity

There is no image
There is no image
cuz your in to me!

Cause I do physics glitches……………

I found some "love notes" that my friend and I wrote to one another one physics class because we got bored. Enjoy!!! I am "?"

Hi Bill,
I love you.
You beta love me!
Love, ? xoxo

Dear ?
You are my alpha particle.
Lots of love forever, Bill xoxo

Dear Bill,
You are the radius to my circle, without you I wouldn’t be able to calculate my arc.
Hugs and kisses, ? xoxo

Dearest ?
You are the voltage to my current, without you I couldn’t move my charge.
Forever yours Bill xoxo

My fair Bill
You and I are like Pythagoras’s theorem, when we are squared and added together we create something that is magical!
(you)² +(me)² = ♥²
Missing you, ? xoxo

Dearest ?
Please tell me who you are, your letters recreate the tension in a stretched string with length. If we go on a date we can discuss the wave properties of sound. Your notes make my heart beat with the same frequency as light.
Yours in physics forever, Bill xoxo

Dearest Bill,
I’m sorry but I cannot revel to you who I am. I’m afraid the tension between us must remain a constant and like U.F.O’s I must remain unidentified.
Love, ? xoxo

Dearest Bebh,
you are the lenses to my blurry eye sight, you allow me to see my love for you more clearly.
Lots of Love, your secret admirer xoxo

Bill!!
Who is this person you write of??
It is now obvious that she is the resistance in our circuit of love, the glowing blub that once represented our love has now blown, and thus our circuit is broken.
Hope you two have fun!!